The Latest from Jane

Finally, finally, finally I've got my act together enough to update my website, and have done it in the form of a blog, which will hopefully motivate me to write one slightly more often than I have been. I was just thinking yesterday that there was little to write about, when I realized I needed to vent about the brownie moms, and why I am actually pretty happy, in this case, I'm not in with the in crowd.

Just for the record, I am the bad mother who constantly forgets to send the brownie vest in, forgets the dues, forgets the permission slips etc etc. I think this is all relatively normal for a working single mother of four small children, but it seems the brownie moms think not, and these offences are, if not punishable by death, punishable by troop leaders being extremely irritated with me.

Having never done Brownies or Girl Guides as a child - I was far too busy drinking and smoking - I didn't know what we were in for.

Hell, it seemed like good, clean fun. Now I realize my mistake. Good clean fun, perhaps, if you come from Stepford. Neither my daughter nor myself are, clearly, good Brownie material, and I am so grateful this year is nearly over, and I will never again have to feel like a failure for not getting my cookie money in on time, or because my daughter has mismatched socks.

But enough about the Brownies. Moving on, I'm gearing up for the release of my new book, The Beach House, in June. A simultaneous release in the US and UK means I'm crazily busy, but I'm excited about this book in a way I haven't been for a while, and I think it's a bit of a turning point for me.

I'll post up a sneak preview right before the launch, so keep checking back, and thanks again for visiting.

Warmest wishes,

Jane Green

(failed Brownie mom)

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