I’ve had an interesting email I wanted to share with you. It’s from someone called Margo, and I only share this with you because, well, she seems lonely, in need of friends, and I thought if any of you have some extra time on your hands, perhaps you could email her? She sounds very nice, this is her email:

Hello… You don’t know me but maybe I want to know you ;)…a little about me:)I am tall, with not bad body pretty girl…I very want to meet man of my dream, i dont know how should he to look.. I have a lot of time for meetings and if you have any ideas how to spend it with me… just email me back at MARGO@flhsupplies.com i will reply back with some really cool photos with me …and maybe you will want to meet me next day))) see you. kiss

I will say I’m not entirely sure why she has written to me. I suspect she has heard on the grapevine that I have a very handsome brother, but he has been married and with child for rather a long time, and I don’t quite know how to break the bad news to her, which is why I thought I would share this with you, in the hope that we can bring a little light into her lonely life. Also, it warms my heart that she ended her plea with a kiss - how lovely is that?

Some of you may have brothers or uncles who are in desperate need of a tall, pretty girl with a not bad body, and I have a sneaking suspicion that when she says she doesn’t know how should he to look, I think she means she doesn’t very much care. Hell, for all we know this is her way of letting us know she has a fetish for horrors - the uglier the better.

I’m also impressed that she clearly has the ability to meet with your brothers, uncles, etc, the next day. I’m thinking that whatever flhsupplies.com is, she must be pretty damn successful. In fact, in order for her to absolutely be certain that she has the possibility of meeting any of you the very next day, she can’t possibly fly Commercial. I mean, how could she be sure there would even be any last-minute availability on Continental or American. So I’m betting she uses Netjets, which means, my friends, not only is she tall, pretty with a not bad body and a serious job, she’s also wealthy.

And because I want to help, (although really, I don’t know how willing I’d be had she not sent me that sweet little kiss) and because she’s asked my specific advice as to ideas of how these many thousands of men should be spending their time with her, I’ve come up with the following ideas, which I think are blissfully romantic, and I’m sure would make any man happy:

* Take your NetJets jet (although I could be wrong, it could be Marquis) to a romantic place in the Caribbean, say, Jamaica Inn, for example, and have a romantic stroll along a starlit beach before sitting down for dinner and whispering sweet nothings in one another’s ears.

* Arrange a private box at a game for the sports team of his choice, including a romantic picnic of champagne, caviar, and a molten chocolate lava cake the two of you can share, whilst whispering sweet nothings in one another’s ears.

* Charter a luxury yacht for a midnight cruise around an island of your choice, and organise his favourite band to serenade you both as you lie in one another’s arms and whisper sweet nothings.

In fact, I even found a website that Margo may be interested in. Sugardaddie.com is for women who wish to date millionaires. Okay, I realise that Margo is the millionaire here, but there seems to be an option for men wishing to date ‘Sugarbabes’, and I think we can all agree that Margo is the very model of a Sugarbabe. And there are pictures of some extremely handsome men on the website, who are obviously men already enrolled as sugardaddies, therefore clearly searching for the woman of their dreams.

Who knows, with your help, we may end Margo’s lonely days forever.

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