Bang Walmart Palin, I just love you.
I have discovered a new obsession: The Sarah Palin baby name generator.
You feed in your name to discover what you would be called if Sarah Palin was your mother.
So far I have discovered that I am Trough Gutted Palin, and the kids are, by order of age,
Crank Widow Palin
Hump Gizzards Palin
Clop Clutch Palin
Nam Guadalupe Palin
Slap Spear Palin
And perhaps my favorite of all is Beloved:
Bang Walmart Palin.
Yeah, baby!
(To my reader who left a comment recently regarding my obsession with Sarah Palin, saying, basically, enough, already, I have to respond with I'm so sorry, but I can't stop. There's just too damned much comedic value in it).
Interestingly, on Saturday night we went to a gala dinner in Bedford for a native plant center in Austin Texas, honoring Martha Stewart. We were amongst the youngest there, and I rather suspect we were in a roomful of Republicans - gasp - and we found ourselves talking to many middle-aged men who all think Sarah Palin is utterly fabulous.
They all started with these words: 'she's hot.' A couple went on to explain that she's a true American, she hunts, she fishes, she's the type of woman who built America and made it great two hundred or so years ago.
I listened to them in astonishment, because the skill set required to make America great two hundred years ago is a very different skill set required to make America great again today. America is no longer the leader of the free world, no longer the superpower it once was, and the world has become a very small place - foreign relations are crucial, and perhaps more important, the curiosity required to want to learn about them.
'I can see Russia from my porch' doesn't quite cut it, nor does an ace shot from a plane.
Still, I'm almost dying with excitement for the debate on Thursday, and more than that, to see what Tina Fey comes up with on SNL afterwards.
By the way, if you're wondering why I'm posting this at 4.57am, I'm wondering too. Wondering why sleep decided to abandon me these last few weeks... It's not funny, kay?
As my reader would say, enough, already. Come back, sleep. I miss you.
Please, please, please keep posting about Palin. Your blog is one of the few sites that doesn't have me screaming as if I can't awaken from a horrid dream. Sarah Palin is a cruel joke being played on the folks of this country by the Republicans who intend to win by any means necessary. She is essentially a female George Bush. No thank you. And John McCain and his staff should be ashamed of themselves for very transparent ploy. Sigh. It is just a reminder of what politicians really think of the "regular" folk in this county- that we are not worthy of representatives who are the best and brightest this country has to offer, and who also put people before profit. Billie Holiday said it best- God Bless the Child that's got his own. Sounds like that's the theme song for Republicans.
I said all of that to say, please keep it up- some of totally get where you are coming from.
Please, please, please keep posting about Palin. Your blog is one of the few sites that doesn't have me screaming as if I can't awaken from a horrid dream. Sarah Palin is a cruel joke being played on the folks of this country by the Republicans who intend to win by any means necessary. She is essentially a female George Bush. No thank you. And John McCain and his staff should be ashamed of themselves for very transparent ploy. Sigh. It is just a reminder of what politicians really think of the "regular" folk in this county- that we are not worthy of representatives who are the best and brightest this country has to offer, and who also put people before profit. Billie Holiday said it best- God Bless the Child that's got his own. Sounds like that's the theme song for Republicans.
I said all of that to say, please keep it up- some of totally get where you are coming from.
Did you see the SNL skit from this weekend on SNL? Classic - sure you'll have seen it via Perez. I hadn't seen the original interview but it was still really funny.
Did you see the SNL skit from this weekend on SNL? Classic - sure you'll have seen it via Perez. I hadn't seen the original interview but it was still really funny.
Hi Jane - I read your stuff - Still a Republican and am voting for you know who and so is Lily
Hi Jane - I read your stuff - Still a Republican and am voting for you know who and so is Lily
I am alarmed that republicans are not gasping and wincing... Please don't stop writing about it...I have found myself obsessed as well and spend some time on youtube this weekend watching Mad TV clips and commentary by other alarmed people... The Tina Fey skit this weekend was (until the end about the life lines...) almost a direct quote...they did a side by side this morning on the Today show... I think I should have a debate party this Thurs...I can not wait for it! I am actually nervous..but not a nervous as Palin must be! She must be cramming..just like when she was in college...she did go to college right? Do you think McCain is ill mentally? Watchin the debate on Friday...he seemed like he had a list of countries he wanted to attack next...sounds expensive!! Maybe China will help us!
(lets hope we don't have to deal with this team!)
Sorry about the loss of Paul Newman and thanks for the words you shared with us...helps so much. Sad to loose a man that really made such a wonderful impact on people...used his life and celebrity for such good.
I am alarmed that republicans are not gasping and wincing... Please don't stop writing about it...I have found myself obsessed as well and spend some time on youtube this weekend watching Mad TV clips and commentary by other alarmed people... The Tina Fey skit this weekend was (until the end about the life lines...) almost a direct quote...they did a side by side this morning on the Today show... I think I should have a debate party this Thurs...I can not wait for it! I am actually nervous..but not a nervous as Palin must be! She must be cramming..just like when she was in college...she did go to college right? Do you think McCain is ill mentally? Watchin the debate on Friday...he seemed like he had a list of countries he wanted to attack next...sounds expensive!! Maybe China will help us!
(lets hope we don't have to deal with this team!)
Sorry about the loss of Paul Newman and thanks for the words you shared with us...helps so much. Sad to loose a man that really made such a wonderful impact on people...used his life and celebrity for such good.
One of the few areas that America still stands strong on is the right to free speech. Please keep the Sarah quips coming, they are funny, true and appropriate for the times. When Focus on the Family made Obama pancake mix, barely anyone noticed. If she's gonna play with the big boys, she'll have to take her hard knocks, and from what I can see, she is, without whining.
One of the few areas that America still stands strong on is the right to free speech. Please keep the Sarah quips coming, they are funny, true and appropriate for the times. When Focus on the Family made Obama pancake mix, barely anyone noticed. If she's gonna play with the big boys, she'll have to take her hard knocks, and from what I can see, she is, without whining.
Enjoy and use your right to free speech Jane! You keep me laughing with your commentary on Palin and, of course, everything you say about her is spot on. I too am excited to see Biden eviscerate her. God willing, he won't go too far and end up with his foot in his mouth. Politicians... what can you do?
Tina Fey now pops into my head regularly saying "I can see Russia from my house," with that northern accent. It's become a saying in our house lately amid much giggling. Hey if you can't laugh at politicians, who can you laugh at?
Enjoy and use your right to free speech Jane! You keep me laughing with your commentary on Palin and, of course, everything you say about her is spot on. I too am excited to see Biden eviscerate her. God willing, he won't go too far and end up with his foot in his mouth. Politicians... what can you do?
Tina Fey now pops into my head regularly saying "I can see Russia from my house," with that northern accent. It's become a saying in our house lately amid much giggling. Hey if you can't laugh at politicians, who can you laugh at?
I just tried the Palin namethingy and my son's name would be Buster Taint Palin! OMG! That sounds kinda painful.
I just tried the Palin namethingy and my son's name would be Buster Taint Palin! OMG! That sounds kinda painful.
Jane, keep blogging about Palin. You manage to be funny without being cruel. That’s a good point about the skills that are needed in the USA now.
I’m not sleeping much either. I blame novel writing but like a junky, I can’t stop.
Jane, keep blogging about Palin. You manage to be funny without being cruel. That’s a good point about the skills that are needed in the USA now.
I’m not sleeping much either. I blame novel writing but like a junky, I can’t stop.
LMAO! My name would be "Moose Roadster Palin" Too funny! I don't follow American Politics at all, but I read every blog you post and don't find your comments about Sarah Palin at all annoying! Your sense of humor is so sharp, I don't care who or what you talk about, just keep talking! xx
PS The jelly donut muffins were yummy. Did the smalls enjoy them?
LMAO! My name would be "Moose Roadster Palin" Too funny! I don't follow American Politics at all, but I read every blog you post and don't find your comments about Sarah Palin at all annoying! Your sense of humor is so sharp, I don't care who or what you talk about, just keep talking! xx
PS The jelly donut muffins were yummy. Did the smalls enjoy them?
McCain Fortress Palin here....hmmm....lol
keep the Palin comments coming...I'm the lone Obama supporter in my family, so its nice to read about others who feel how I do!
McCain Fortress Palin here....hmmm....lol
keep the Palin comments coming...I'm the lone Obama supporter in my family, so its nice to read about others who feel how I do!