Deranged chipmunk on the loose

Someone once left a comment here saying how dare I criticise Cindy McCain's vulcan-like qualities, and I'd neverĀ  reveal an unflattering picture, or some such guff.

Well, Beloved phoned me yesterday and said, 'Darling. I love you. And that picture on Westport Now is terrible.'

'I know,' I sighed. 'I look like a deranged chipmunk.' (I hate candid shots. I'm too animated for candid shots to work. I move my hands all the time, my expression changes every second, and I always look TERRIBLE).

Please feel free to take a look and have a laugh at my expense.

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