Clooney watching
I am safely back at our little house on the island, having spent the day dodging evil glares.
Nippers, it turns out, is on Guana Cay, which is utterly beautiful. George Clooney is said to have bought something there. I spent the day looking, but I didn't see him. Beloved had chosen this day to wear his Obama T-shirt. Coming out of that particular closet in front of this particular crowd, who, from their stunned glances, clearly had different voting habits, was perhaps not the best idea.
I spent the day worrying about Beloved, and feeling as if I had somehow mistakenly stepped into the filming of MTV's new series: Spring Break, Guana Cay. Lots and lots of people far younger than I, sporting beers and buzzcuts, getting very drunk and dancing. There was one woman far older than I, rather fabulously poured into a purple bikini, who was clearly striving to be a MILF, draping herself over her daughter's teen, male, friends, and behaving rather fantastically if there should happen to be, say, a novelist who has an eagle eye and is always looking for great characters... I shall say no more, other than that I sincerely hope I move into my middle-aged years with grace and dignity, rather than with silicone breasts, dyed hair and inappropriate flirtations.
Ah well. It is all good material.
Oh Jane you must come to Scottsdale for character watching! We have a large population of what I like to call The Aging Rocker Wife. Very similar to your Guana Cay MILF- big fake boobs, over-Botoxed lips and face, over-sprayed tan and long bleached blonde hair extensions. I will say they nearly always carry a good handbag though. With Arizona's proxcimity to LA, the landscape has become crazy with MILFs and Cougars (a term I hate).
Glad you are back home.
Oh Jane you must come to Scottsdale for character watching! We have a large population of what I like to call The Aging Rocker Wife. Very similar to your Guana Cay MILF- big fake boobs, over-Botoxed lips and face, over-sprayed tan and long bleached blonde hair extensions. I will say they nearly always carry a good handbag though. With Arizona's proxcimity to LA, the landscape has become crazy with MILFs and Cougars (a term I hate).
Glad you are back home.
Eewww! I just want to walk up to those women ("...striving to be a MILF, draping herself over her daughter’s teen, male, friends...") and hand them an AARP magazine and some Geritol and tell them to snap out of it, a la Cher in Moonstruck, with a ear-ringing slap to the face. Don't they realize that the young "men" they so desparately aim to impress are laughing at them behind their backs? It's just sad, sad, sad. But not for you! I can't wait to see what you do with her in a book!
Eewww! I just want to walk up to those women ("...striving to be a MILF, draping herself over her daughter’s teen, male, friends...") and hand them an AARP magazine and some Geritol and tell them to snap out of it, a la Cher in Moonstruck, with a ear-ringing slap to the face. Don't they realize that the young "men" they so desparately aim to impress are laughing at them behind their backs? It's just sad, sad, sad. But not for you! I can't wait to see what you do with her in a book!
Don't feel bad, we were at Lake Como, Italy where George, or would it be Giorgio, Clooney has a beautiful home, and we didn't see him either.
However, I did meet Keith Richards at a French Restaurant in Ridgefield a few months ago with his wife (a former supermodel), who appears to have aged beautiful and classy without trying. Now there's a living legend! (Keith)
Don't feel bad, we were at Lake Como, Italy where George, or would it be Giorgio, Clooney has a beautiful home, and we didn't see him either.
However, I did meet Keith Richards at a French Restaurant in Ridgefield a few months ago with his wife (a former supermodel), who appears to have aged beautiful and classy without trying. Now there's a living legend! (Keith)
I'm sorry the food is such a sorry state down there, but am enjoying your observations. People watching is one of my favorite pass times, and it's free and can be done anywhere and is entertaining.
I support Beloved wearing his Obama shirt, yes I like the word change.
I'm sorry the food is such a sorry state down there, but am enjoying your observations. People watching is one of my favorite pass times, and it's free and can be done anywhere and is entertaining.
I support Beloved wearing his Obama shirt, yes I like the word change.
haha, Clooney is so wild! I love him.
haha, Clooney is so wild! I love him.