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Down to Earth with Jane Green

Archive for March, 2009

Cowboy in the house

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Twin B, formerly known as The M****c, announced the other day he was desperate for a cowboy belt. And boots. And hat. The hat was pushing it, I thought. I bought a cowboy hat once, in Aspen. As case of ‘when in Rome…’ I also bought lots of general Western fantastic cowboy-style stuff. (This, by the way, was post-Brokeback-gay-cowboy-phase). I strode round Aspen looking more Aspen than the natives and feeling fabulous. Then we flew back to La Guardia, and striding through the airport, I realised I looked like a total arse.

The hat is stored on the top shelf of the closet, and has not been worn since.

So I didn’t buy Twin B the hat, but I did order him jeans, a belt, and boots. They arrived yesterday, and he jumped up and down with excitement, then gathered everything in his arms and ran upstairs to try them on, together with a seriously cool jacket I picked up in the Ralph Lauren online sale (highly recommend it: www.polo.com), that isn’t officially cowboy, but has that whole RalphLaurendoeswildwest vibe thing going on.

Five minutes later, he reappeared, and if it is possible for a five-year-old to swagger, he was swaggering.

‘Hey,’ he said cooly, from the kitchen doorway, in his best John Wayne pose, even though he has no idea who John Wayne is.

And I swear this is what he said next.

Sup?

KUSI-TV Good Morning San Diego…

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

In November I will be the Keynote Speaker at the La Jolla writer’s conference, and I’ve just been sent this video clip from KUSI-TV in San Diego.

You have to watch to the end because it’s hilarious. The newsreader is v. professional and quiet, letting Antoinette Kuritz review her books, and then right at the end they mention me, and she lights up and confesses she’s a huge fan. It’s adorable!

So if you’re a writer and you’re in the area, the La Jolla conference is clearly the place to be in November…And if not, you can watch me on KUSI-TV on Saturday November 7th!!

http://www.kusi.com/news/goodmorning/41258797.html

Brokeback friends

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Three years ago, when I was going through my divorce from my first husband, I went through some moments of madness which included an unnatural obsession with Brokeback Mountain, and walking away from a friend who lived close to me up in Litchfield, and giggled with me over my bizarre Brokeback phase.

(Fyi, I am the queen of reinvention, and there are many things I could be: a lady who lunches; a prairie girl; a Sundance-wearing hippie chick, but a gay cowboy was really a struggle…)

On the day of my wedding, a week and a half ago, I received an email from her, and I read it knowing that whatever transgression I thought she had made, it was far more to do with me and where I was in my life, than anything she had actually done, and I immediately knew I wanted to see her.

Yesterday we met up for lunch, and it was exactly as if we had last seen one another yesterday. She looked polished and elegant, I looked ever so slightly schlubby in my jeans and Merrells, which for us is a distinct role reversal (NOT that she looked schlubby, but I was the one with the blonde highlights and high heels in those days). We sat and caught up on everything, and she continued to laugh about my old obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal.

It took me a while to figure out that obsession. It was a movie that affected me profoundly, as it did so many people. I couldn’t stop thinking about it for weeks, listened to the music for months, could not get it out of my mind, and it was only after my marriage broke up and I moved back to my old town that I finally realised why it struck me so deeply: it was about people trapped in the wrong life, doing what others expected of them rather than being true to themselves, and when I saw it, I was deeply unhappy, trapped in the wrong life, and hadn’t been able to admit it, even to myself.

And now I am in the right life, with a husband I adore, and a family who feel like they have been mine since birth, and I understand exactly why I couldn’t stop thinking about that movie. And more wonderful, was to share my happiness with an old friend, someone who knew me throughout my old life, and someone who, I realised yesterday, was indeed a true friend. When I gave birth to mini-me, she came over with a week’s worth of food for my family. When I was on bed-rest with the twins, she came to visit almost every day. I am ashamed I walked away so easily, grateful she is forgiving enough to accept my apology, and relieved that yesterday proved the mark of true friendship: that it was the same as it ever was.

She has not met Husband, but I am looking forward to introducing them soon. Speaking of husbands, he is currently on a Daddy Daughter spring break in Disneyworld. Every time I speak to him he is waiting in line for some ride, and has been waiting for over an hour. I can hardly hear him for the shrieking children and the whirling wheels of electric cart-things that transport very large people around the park.

I suspect it is like the cruise, ONLY ONE THOUSAND TIMES WORSE.

Oh, how I wish I were there.

Not.

Chicken and Dumplings

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Ellina has asked for Chicken and Dumplings, and so yesterday, as a welcome distraction from editing (not as far as my publishers are concerned), I trawled the Internet and came up with three recipes that looked interesting.

I had never made this dish before, but culled from all three recipes to produce something that not only filled the kitchen with the most wonderful smells, but was delicious, and made the Smalls very happy indeed.

The dumplings were, however, dry in the middle, so I am providing an alternative dumpling recipe which I suspect will be better…

Chicken and Dumplings
Stew ingredients:
3 packets of chicken pieces, preferably with skin on, and preferably with bones for more flavor, but frankly, I used skinless chicken breasts and boneless thighs and it was fine.

2 teaspoons salt
2 leeks, sliced
2 cups carrots, sliced
1 bay leaf
five stalks of celery, cut into pieces
2 medium white onions, chopped
Enough water to cover chicken
Salt and pepper.

For the Roux:
2 tablespoons butter
1 heaped tablespoon flour
1 cup half and half
1 cup vermouth

for the Dumplings:

2 1/4 cups flour
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
5 tablespoons shortening
1 beaten egg + enough water to equal 3/4 cup
1/4 cup minced fresh herb 5 leaves such as parsley, chives, and tarragon (optional)

Method

First make the dumplings.

Mix flour, baking powder, and salt in large mixing bowl.
Cut in shortening with pastry blender or fork.
Beat egg and water with fork until blended (about 30 seconds).
Add egg mixture gradually into flour mixture while blending with a fork.
Use hands to form into a ball.
Roll dough out on well-floured surface until 1/8-inch thick using a rolling pin.
Cut into rectangles about 2×4 inches in size using a pizza cutter or sharp knife.
Let dry at least 30 minutes, uncovered.

Now start the stew going. You can just throw all the stew ingredients in the pot, add water and go, but if you brown the chicken and onions first in olive oil in a heavy skillet with a lid (Le Creuset is perfect), it adds a lovely layer of richness and depth to the stew. When brown, add rest of ingredients, bring to a boil, reduce heat to a simmer, cover pot and cook for at least one hour.

Remove chicken pieces, take off bone and cut into chunks, set aside.

For the Roux: Melt butter in a separate pan, add flour, stir and cook gently. Add half and half, and if still thick, add milk, whisking all the time to a thick paste and until flour turns golden. Whisking constantly, add Vermouth (didn’t have any, I used white wine), and add about five ladlefuls of the chicken stock, continuing to whisk.

When the sauce is smooth, add to the rest of the chicken and stir.

If it is very liquid, uncover pot, and turn the heat way up to reduce and thicken. You want a lovely thick stew, not chicken soup

Bring to boil and add dumplings one at a time, keeping the broth at a boil.
Cover pot and simmer for10 or 15 minutes or until dumplings are done. Do not lift cover so that the dumplings steam.

Turn off heat and let stand for another hour.

Note: You can add additional milk to this dish if the broth is totally absorbed or to achieve the consistency you like.

Guardian book list

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

The BBC or Guardian has just published the top 100 books, and (allegedly) believes most people will have only read 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?

I am faintly embarrassed to be at 61 (recounted!) I very much want to count books on my bookshelf that I have never got round to, but I resisted the urge and have given you the honest list.

I am now off to amazon to one-click some classics that I really OUGHT to have read…

Instructions:
Look at the list and put an ‘x’ after those you have read.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen (x)
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien (x)
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte (x)
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (x)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (x)
6 The Bible - ()
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte (x)
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell (x)
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman ()
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens (x)
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott (x)
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy (x)
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller ()
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (many)
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier (x)
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien (x)
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk (x)
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger (x)
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger (x)
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot ()
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell ()
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald (x)
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens ()
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy ()
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams (x)
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh (x)
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky (x)
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck (x)
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll (x)
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame (X)
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy ()
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens (x)
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis (x)
34 Emma - Jane Austen ()
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen ()
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis (x)
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini - (x)
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres (X)
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden (x)
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne (x)
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell (x)
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown (x)
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez (x)
44 A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving (x)
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins ()
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery ()
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy (x)
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood (x)
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding (x)
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan (x)
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel ()
52 Dune - Frank Herbert ()
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons ()
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen (x)
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth (x)
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon ()
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens (x)
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley ()
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon (x)
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez (x)
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck ()
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov (x)
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt (x)
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold (x)
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas ()
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac (x)
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy ()
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding (X)
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie ()
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville ()
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens (x)
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker ()
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett (X)
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson (x)
75 Ulysses - James Joyce ()
76 The Inferno - Dante ()
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome (x)
78 Germinal - Emile Zola ()
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray ()
80 Possession - AS Byatt (x)
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (x)
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell ()
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker ()
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro ()
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert ()
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry ()
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White (x)
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom ()
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle ()
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton ()
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad (x)
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery (x)
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks (x)
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams (x)
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole ()
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute (x)
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas ()
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare ()
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl (x)
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo ()

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